Guess what! I’m running a special on Dragons in the Stars, for $.99 in all the major ebook stores! Zowie!
When did this sale start? Oh, almost a week ago. Did my lazy-ass publicist go online to tell the world, or did he sit back and let Bookbub do all the work? (Hint: the second one.)
It’s not too late! You can pick up this popular, genre-bending SF nov for less than a buck right through the last minutes of Three Kings Day! Which is Friday.
But as for that no-good, sandbagging, flea-bitten publicist, for you I have three words: You’re fired!
Wait—what do you mean, you’re me?