Why Is Craig Shaw Gardner Writing Dinosaur Porn?

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Or is he? I didn’t even know dinosaur porn—excuse me, erotica—existed, until Craig told his tale. It seems his innocent fantasy ebook, Temporary Monsters, was temporarily removed from the shelves of the Amazon Kindle store because—apparently—someone at Amazon thought it might be dinosaur erotica. Craig says no. To quote from his blog: “I therefore state, for the record, that my book contains ABSOLUTELY NO HUMAN/DINOSAUR EXTRA-MARITAL INTERACTIONS OF ANY KIND!” Can we trust him? I dunno, he seems to leave in the possibility of human/dino relations within marriage. What does that say?

But as Craig says elsewhere in his blog, go to Amazon and do a search on “dinosaur erotica.” Then read some of the reviews of the books that come up. I don’t know about the books, but the reviews are hilarious.

Then forget that and give Temporary Monsters a try.

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  1. MaryA
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    Jeff, really! So long as the relationship is within the context of honorable marriage, I think we should accept that it's none of our business. To think otherwise surely marks us as "old dinosaurs" ourselves!

  2. jfowen.com
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    Dinosaur Erotica? That's a visual that will stay burned into your cerebral cortex forever.

  3. Rich
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    Methinks Craig doth protest too much. What is he hiding?

  4. Jeffrey A. Carver
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    My thought exactly.

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